Dear Ms M E Spoonie,
Thank you for your correspondence, I’m sorry that you are unhappy with your current reality and appreciate your suggestions for Life 1.0. We take our customers’ suggestions very seriously.
The model of Body you selected came with the modification Spoonie 101, this is a delicate program that requires a high level of care to maintain. It presents a number of apparent errors but this is part of the operating system and is intended to teach users advanced skills in Pacing, Self Care and Rest. I see you’ve spent over twenty years on these and are very adept. I’m impressed and you should be too. They are under appreciated skills in Life 1.0 but more valuable than anyone realises.
The time you’ve spent in recharge mode has allowed you to initiate some powerful level ups, including Intuition 6.5, Integrity 5.2 and Calm 8.0. You are more advanced than the majority of players who chose body versions without physical limitations. While they are visibly achieving in the 3D plane, you are expanding into 4D and the highly coveted 5D. With time those based in 3D will come to desire what you do with ease. Enjoy it now and make the most of your abilities in the future.
You mentioned your frustration at being stuck in one location. That’s why we installed the free program World Wide Web in 1993. There are more options available to you if you decide to look into this further.
I understand you want to pursue a number of quests including Soul Mate 1M, Published Author 1.0 and Baby 1B or 1G. Unfortunately Soul Mate and Baby quests both require another player and currently your designated co-player is caught up in a quest of his own. It’s not that you’re not ready, it’s that he’s not ready. Please be patient, he is gaining valuable skills and will be a worthy companion.
In the meantime you are making great advances in Published Author 1.0. You recently upgraded to Imagination 9.8, one of the highest functioning levels I have seen. This programme runs exceedingly well with Spoonie 101 but requires a large amount of processing speed. As such there is a reduction in physical energy but it grants access to Virtual World 1.0, the expansion pack to World 1.0. Have you noticed how much more you can do there? I suggest taking more time to explore the hidden features, they allow for more freedom and are very enjoyable.
If you find you’re struggling you can go online for tutorials from advanced users. I endorse Martha Beck, Byron Katie and Eckhart Tolle. There are a number of Facebook groups for users to share their experiences. Alternatively fill out the help request and someone will be with you very quickly. Our goal is for you to enjoy Life 1.0, it is designed for your expansion and progress. We’re here to help.
If I can be of any further assistance please get in touch.
The Game Designer
Claire Wade is the winner of the Good Housekeeping Novel Competition and author of The Choice. She was bed bound for six years with severe ME, trapped in a body that wouldn't do what she wanted. She now writes about women who want to break free from the constraints of their lives, a subject she's deeply familiar with.